Tassie Humour

At the Elephant Pass Pancake shop...a place with a decidedly determined attempt to have an attitude. In the parking lot:

And on the menu:

Our local butcher...

Says it all...

Sam Kekovich says...

As he does every year, Sam has some no-holds-barred advice for all Austraaalians on Austraaaalia day (Jan 26).

Here is a link to his latest exhortation to reduce the population of certain creatures. and 'if your boss won't let you, chuck a week of sickies. What could be more Australian that that?'

We know it makes sense!

Links to to previous speeches by Sam are here.

Earlier post last year.

Flunked the motorcycle test...

Finally got to the next step in my quest for the motorcycle license. One day training course involving classroom instruction, road ride and a motorcycle skills test.

Got a bastard of an instructor, pedantic and rigid, who enjoyed the power he held over the four of us there that day. We all got through the instruction and road ride but I and another bloke flunked the rider skills test. In my case because I could not do the tight, slow U-turn without letting my foot touch the ground.

Back to the drawing board and next time I will practice the hell out of the specific manoevures needed to pass the test before going there.

The only redeeming feature of the day was this note stuck on the on the eye level flush cistern of the urinal in the men's toilet. The last line reads- PUSHEM HEAP BIG BUTTON ON TOP. Obviously the 'How?' question had been asked by a vertically challenged gentleman....